Tonight, 9pm, Channel 5 – Celebrity Big Brother launches, and Brother Hipster is live blogging…

Join us as we live blog the launch night of Celebrity Big Brother: UK VS USA, finding out who is going in and what the night entails. So get Channel 5 on at 9 and Brother Hipster on your laptop.

It’s launch night! What an introduction. UK marches and American cheerleaders! And Emma just walked out of the house!!!! Exciting!

Is that the most the audience has ever been filled? I’m excited!

Yes Emma, Calvin Harris has THE BEST abs.

Emma is taking us on a tour around the house. Check out the American diner themed kitchen!

English countryside, then we’ve got New York and the Statue of Liberty! Amazing.

Here’s Sherrie. A Loose Woman. First house mate. What do you think? Reckon she’ll be good?

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Sherrie is adamant the UK will beat the USA.

She finally named it – DINER! #DINER

IT’S FAT MAN SCOOP. I’m afraid I’ve not heard a Scoop song in the club. Ever.

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Just known as Scoop, okay?

‘I love your ass, too.’ Best quote of the season. Scoop knows she’s from Loose Women! Amazing.

‘I love this damn dress.’

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And of course, Katie Hopkins has something to say.

So, we’re back. Who’s next? Someone from the UK?

Natasha Hamilton, from Atomic Kitten, is the next housemate. Oh, she’s going to be boring, isn’t she?

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Brilliant.

The ‘wrath of Tash’ is when her feisty side comes out. Reckon that’ll happen, or will she just sit there sipping tea?

Scoop knows she’s from Atomic Kitten. HOW?

Austin is the next housemate, who was in a relationship with Marc Jacobs. Controversy apparently.

He’s expecting a fat bastard? Look out, Scoop.

Bad reaction to Austin.

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Undecided on if I fancy him or not…

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Scoop didn’t know who he was.

Gail Porter is the next housemate, representing the UK.

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I think I like her.

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A compliment!

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Cheryl is watching, just as Emma mentions One Direction.

We’re back!

Scraping the barrel contestant now, is The Bill star, Chris Elisson.

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They were husband and wife on TV, but Scoop just doesn’t get it.

Emma’s chatting to Eamon, who was rumoured to go in this series. Bet Kimberly Wyatt will be in this next season.

Pricey offering some wise words there.

It’s Jenna Jameson. The world’s ‘most famous’ porn star.

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Boo’s for the porn star.

Jenna says she gets along with the Brits, but will that change when she’s cooped up with them?

Bet Scoop will know who she is.

We’re back, UK VS USA.

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X Factor couple, Stevi Ritchie and Chloe Jasmine are here. Oh god no.

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They will count as one housemate. Potential winners? Spiedi UK?

Chloe turned down a part in Game Of Thrones. Why!?

Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham.

‘Best Celebrity Sex Tape’ – amazing world we live in.

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Awkward interview. Great dress.

Big Brother social media account just announced Tila instead of Farrah, so there’s a surprise.

JAMES HILL.

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Big headed, cocky, slightly annoying – he’s going to be one to watch.

Of course James knows who Jenna is.

Tila Tequila – who?

Ah, she has a reality TV show. Don’t know her. Next.

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She has a second personality. A boyfriend, but if there is someone cute she will get ‘naughty’.

5 personalities apparently – Owen, Jane – the naughty one. Caroline, from Oxford. Little Tila – pure version of her. Basically a virgin. Bet she’ll be first to go.

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Katie Hopkins offering her opinion, whether we want it or not.

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Daniel Baldwin is the next and final housemate to go in to the house. Where the fuck is Janice?

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Lovely.

Now, all housemates are in, it’s time for a twist.

It’s begun.

We’re back, let’s see what this is all about.

They need to knock off the heads of the opposite teams – not literally – just cardboards. Whoever wins will fly their flag, whilst the losing team will face the consequences.

Gail hit off Scoops head! Thats 1 point UK.

Austin misses!

Natasha misses!

Farrah hit, but no heads fell.

Chris misses!

This got boring real quick.

Jenna misses.

Chloe and Stevi hit someones head down.

Scoop hit down a head!

2 points UK, 1 point USA.

James hits down Daniel.

Tila misses.

Sherrie can’t get it launched. She didn’t even load it with a ball. She misses anyway.

Daniel misses.

UK flies the flag! 3-1.

A party on the first night for the UK contestants. Three USA contestants are not invited. They will be banished to the tower in the garden and locked away.

The UK uninvited Farrah – sore loser drama with Natasha – Scoop and………………….we won’t know.

Two new housemates will be going into the house tomorrow! And there will be a Prime Minister or President of the whole house! Amazing.

Tomorrow we’ll see Bobby Davro and Janice Dickinson!

How exciting!

And that’s it for tonight. Thanks for joining Brother Hipster live blogging! It was good fun. This season looks good.

LAUNCH NIGHT 2 – DIVIDE & RULE:

So we’re back for launch night 2 of Celebrity Big Brother: UK VS USA. Janice Dickinson and Bobby Davro are about to go in, and we’ll get to see last nights controversial behaviour. Sexual themes, too, says Marcus.

Check out the drama already! Farrah looks like she’s going to be a troublemaker.

Here’s the recap. All already in my post, pretty much.

Looks like Jenna and Tila may have some beef.

A lot of people aren’t a fan of Farrah.

There’s Austin gossiping about Farrah and her sex tape, which was with a porn star.

Farrah is asking why Austin is being mean to her. Jenna is telling her to be strong. Already we’ve got gossiping and bitching. Keep Farrah in!

Apparently the US housemates accuse Big Brother of fixing tonight. Many viewers would agree.

Farrah isn’t happy with Natasha about being called a ‘sore loser’.

TMZ have reported Tila Tequila has been removed from Big Brother. Will we get confirmation tonight?

Who is excited to see Janice vs Bobby?

I definitely think Farrah and Austin are going to have some problems.

Farrah is against Natasha already. Watch out, Natasha.

Natasha said nothing about judging Farrah for being a teen mom.

Jenna and Tila definitely have beef, from the MySpace days. Guys, that was years ago, it is time to let it go.

Stevi and Chloe-Jasmine are such a cute couple!

Natasha had tried to offer an olive-branch, but Farrah is having none of it. I’m glad Natasha isn’t having any of it and isn’t afraid to say it. ‘No likes a bitch, love.’

I love the wall art! Great design.

Would you want to watch a Chloe-Jasmine and Stevi sex tape? I would-n’t.

Jenna thinks Austin is an attention whore. Probably truth. I think I might like Jenna!

American’s are crazy. Tila trying to turn a gay man straight, no need for Austin to walk around like that, Austin trying to cause drama with Farrah. Best concept for an idea!

Didn’t we all forget Chris was there?

Emma has confirmed that Tila has been removed.

Tila was removed after apparent Nazi comments, and support for Hitler, which she made on social media before entering the house.

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Bobby Davro has entered the house. He likes to touch his willy.

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Here’s Janice! Burping, cracking jokes. She’s going to be great. Dubbed the first supermodel.

Here we go. They’re about to enter!

Why hasn’t Janice said AW MAN yet?

Bobby is annoying.

They need to answer British and American slang. Brilliant.

Badonkadonk.

Janice will be a pro at this after I’m A Celeb!

Bobby Davro is the Prime Minister of Big Brother!

That’s it for tonight. Two new housemates and one kicked out. Thanks for doing us here at Brother Hipster!

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